Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Fall

Although im going to miss the Summer
I'll try my best to embrace the change,
I will welcome the very next season like the drought which welcomes the rain
For without the rain, which is the blood in the veins,
the dry land can never be green again
& without the change we will never gain & we forever shall remain the same ole same.
 the lifeline of all , like summer to fall
 to turn day into night the sun itself must fall 
Yet it'll rise again to brighten another day, as the flowers will bloom again come next may...
I'll look forward to the spring
 For now that's all I have to say
 because this is starting to sound kindof gay...

Monday, September 27, 2010

Tears for Dessert

-Cracker Barrel-
It's been nearly 3.5years but only feels like a minute
 when this very chair had u sitting & grinning in it.
 Although I know Ur long gone & have accepted youll never be back...
  I'd give anything in this world to once again hear you laugh like that
 Oh I miss those days....how I miss them soo deeply....as I sat in admiration taking in ALL that u could teach me.
  I hung on every word as if it might have been your last
as you were filled with great stories from those times of your past.
I cherished every second don't think for a minute that I didn't,
Because I knew my life much like that chair, would NEVeR be the same without YOU sitting in it. Papaw
  I missed u at lunch :(

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Borrowed Time

I was bangin her before bangin her was even popular......
I had her thinkng of changing her name the first time that I climbed on top of her...
Now everywhere she goes she can't keep these niggas off of her
Between LA's & runways there is just No fuckin stoppin her....
A Hundred miles an hour...Her Life is at it's best .....
If u weren't already strapped in, I guarantee Ur ass just got left...
Don't get Ur hopes up cause u don't have a chance of seeing her tomorrow
  The time u spent with her was just simply time that was borrowed.

Ned Jenkins Fire Places.mp4

Ned Jenkins getting to know Ned

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Dance

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."


Reeeemixxxxxxxx..........
"dance like youve been drinking since five,  love like youve been drinking since 6, sing like youre in the parking deck, & live like your a fucking rockstar"
DD

Economic Status

Economic Status-
....broke as:
an Al Qeada bridge inspector
an Al Qeada flight attendant
an Al Qeada car salesman
an Al Qeada commercial Pilot
an Al Qeada peacekeeper
an Al Qeada real estate agent (or american)
an Al Qeada dental hygentist
an Al Qeada runway model
an Al Qeada rapper
an Al Qeada rock star
an Al Qeada lottery winner
an Al Qeada talk show host

Fuck Butter

This is ONLY the beginning.....

DEAR BUTTER . Com .org . Vag.
 . jizz............& Every ( FAKE ) ass piece of SHIT that is involved with them.
    There ARE quite a few , really GREAT people that work there (the good ones know who they are so don't take this personal) ......but unfortunately there are some insignificant cocksuckers that are going to ruin the entire place for everyone.
  DO not ASK us to be an advocate of the place & to help promote it BEFoRe it's ever opened just to turn around & shit on us..... & treat us like shit & then allow us to
Be ASSAULTED by your STAFF. After u used me & every other LOCAL to get urself established.
    Us LOCALS....are actually getting really fucking Fed up with opening up our communities & wallets to OUTSIDERs that come in & start treating US like shit yet plan to survive from OUR DOLLARS....
         -This AIN'T new York shitty..........& if new York shitty were so goddamn great to you.......why the fuck don't u stay there???
     DONt come here & try to FIT in........or TRY to change us to 'new York city', because those of us that would want to deal with that BULLSHIt.....would fucking MOVE there.
   YOU'RE FAKE.........u can't even sell BUDWEISeR.........the most popular beer in the WORLD. -why is that.....because you're so great????    Because you're soooo good u don't 'need' to sell budweiser!????
    Because why drink beer when you can smoke mad weed in the VIP..........? As long as you're buying bottles.........right?? You've officially pissed up the wrong tree tonight.
    Although we don't remember back in February & march when NOBODY was in the club, except the bartenders, DJ & the few LOCALs that tried to SUPPORT us....
    When people like us 'Lil ole locals' came there in our redneck 4wheel drives......when NOBODY else was there.....or could get there because the roads were CLOsED.
   Before you got comfortable enough to get Jaded.....
When u were still nervous about if u would make it....
 Let's reach out to ALL the locals & utilize all of our contacts......& when we start making big money we won't need to have their backs....
     We can blow them all off & suck ass when it's beneficial.....& if there's a slow night we ll let em in & smile at em cause we re SO superficial.
    Who's got a table......it doesn't matter cause the immitation door keep is the only one able.....
    Don't matter that many many friends of mine have tables....& u wudnt know half of them if it weren't for MY introduction but yet Ur the only one able .....to drop that rope & allow me' to join my peeps that so generously invited me to come......so when I pay 50 bucks for a cab & u don't let me' in I feel dumb!!!!?????
   - but "insignificant door guy"....... My boys are here.....the ones whom thru me you met......had it not been from me , though u seem to forget.......
   But yet u sneed me  & discard  me cause u think u don't need me, & it doesn't matter if u disregard me'....
But Ur severely wrong, & its not that I want you ........but your actions......will... without a doubt, come back to haunt YOU. I promise.
    - & u say new York city.......
   Ps....
  & for all my "friend's'' that choose to sit back & allow these cocksuckers to treat us like this.
  fuck you deeply

Friday, September 17, 2010

"Fat Back, Vince & Me"

FAT BACK
Ur ass is more jacked up than a Mack truck trying to back it up in a tight alley gettin stuck. Ur asses' ass needs a tummy tuck, it called out to Ur Grundle & Ur grundle answered honey what?!
Honey ur nuts...
Do these jeans make my ass look fat, Ur grundle replied , honey Ur ass makes those jeans look strapped & scared as crap like they're Gona be the star of the show on the next Lifetime movie called 'snapped'. 
Ur so fat Ur smelly cat just snuck past Ur snatch tried to climb out Ur crack with Ur belly fat to try & sneak a snack of fat back on Ur back fat,
 but they came back when theyre backs got  scratched tryin to escape out the back thru the briarpatch.
They cried Ouch....along with the belly pouch when it got stuck in the crack of the couch last Sunday at Ur mothers house..so don't ask me now
 but im thinkng how
 u just ate like a cow, w so much perspiration u cud use a shamwow..
Speaking of which how longs it been since anybody's seen Vince, I think it's been ever since he gota DUI in florida after driving thru a fence,
 & u know his moneys spent, 
on legal fees to attorneys  translating legaleaze & copping legal pleas
Prob spent the rest of his money on  doctors & campbell's tryin to get well during his lawsuits & scandals when was in jail 
He shud prob go to proctor & gamble an find another product to sell...while he's in jail like maybe soap on a rope while he smokes on some dope so it don't hurt so bad when he's on his knee pads,
Cause his knees are bad.
 I'm sure that he's glad he ll be back in 20 days just before he turned gay & in time to send me his resume' so he can take over the limelight after the loss of Billy Mays...
Im gona put him on stage with bright lights & cameras in his face 
Before he's too old,
 I'm gona put him on tv Selling my product for me,
.... the Snuggie with a dickhole

-fuck y'all I'm out

how u doin.mp4

Myself

"am absolutely full of myself today, u shud be too!"

Bicycling

"if you've never ridden your bicycle without a seat, I suggest that you don't"

Carl Lee

Free Carl Lee... Gddammit!!!!!???!!!

A verse for me about Adversity

When u hit me' w adversity, u havnt seen the worst of me', ull see the best of me'...u fuck w my heart u gona see the rest of me'
Right from the start , it ain't what it's supposed to be , if it close to me' , that means it means the most to me, so take a toast to me' cause I'll show u what a success is supposed to be 

Waterboarding

I'd rather be waterboarded with dropplets of astroglide

Wonders how:

Wonders how:
How can a Parakeet have pooped in my mouth in between the bathroom & bed when I JUST brushed my toof?

Little Bird

Little bird Little bird, up in the sky....how'd u fly so fast n high...why cudnt u just pass me by????
...why did u have to do that ,,,,in my eye???!!!!!????

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Jello

If uve never sucked Jello thru a straw, I suggest u try it!
-one of the most interesting sounds in world.
DD

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Texts: FABRIC

Texts: FABRIC


Me:This is a reminder for you to remind me' to call the upholsterer today 


From: ok mom sd fabric i found was dry clean only and i shud look for another one. she also sd her & dad wud upholster them. so mark off ur to do list for now


Me: It's pretty easy to do... Did u already buy the fabric? 


From: no need to find one thats not dry clean only mom sd


Me: U go to maryjoes? I need to go buy some 'greenscreen' in a large single peice 


From: wheres that ?


Me: Maryjoes is the biggest best place for fabric... I85 toward Gastonia , Cox road exit....sure u wudnt have any trouble finding Cox.....u just get off on Cox :) & take a left back across the bridge & it's on Ur right in back of shopping center 


From:ok lmao

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"Poppi Seeds"

I'm off to see the wizard....the Jew, Where I'm gona get thru the gate with a pair of fake Jimmy chu's 
& a bottle of glitter;  
cause his ass is always lookin for a deal u know, That cheap ass wizard.
& They're gona steal the show...
He's prob just gona use em to try to impress some whore;
  I'm gona sell them to him along w some other shit I found cleaning out my junk drawer. 
What we got here, an old sock,
an old clock?.....an old Crown prop leftover from the burger King shoot?.....
I don't eat there cause everything on the menu, goes right thru u and gives u the burger king poots. This is true.
It might soil me'......shhhhhhhhh what was that?!.....did u hear it?
it sounded like an old rusty dude mumbling something like oil me oil me'??? And I'm not sure but I think he's talking to some Lil bubbly chick named Dorothy?? & theyre boring me'.....
Hey whats thats....hay....???
Anyway....think I'll grab some hay......don't really need it right now , but I just may someday....
Hey lady.....stay away from that fella AND his dick Chode, quit being lazy & use that broom on this yellow brick road. Clean it up like the way it was meant to be, wish this was the wiz & not the wizard cause Ur flying monkey just dropped a little bit of shit on me'.
And now the streets are not really yella, so if this were tha wiz & not the wizard it cudve landed on michael Jacksons umbrella...
But the streets are no longer yellow, now they're all turning brown...it's from those damn lil monkeys throwing their poop down..
And if it WAS the wiz & not the wizard, not the other way around....I wudnt be getting sleepy from all this poppi on the ground..
 Goodnight

Stewie cam

Monday, September 13, 2010

Fish & chicken

Longs for a place...... where the fish smells like fish & the chicken tastes like chicken... and where...... NOTHING else smells like fish or tastes like chicken!
Dirty Dave