tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47147947725352685222024-03-05T08:08:41.201-08:00DirtyvilleDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-26850671512230888442011-04-02T00:34:00.000-07:002011-04-02T00:34:30.763-07:00WinChimesI heard windchimes, although there was no wind, I bring home trophies all the time, although there was never a 'win',<br />
I Want u to know me, better than you knew him, -growing pains, saw that u out grew him.<br />
<br />
Make ya change Ur name, Ur social, your sec-ur-ity & Ur number, <br />
Ur address, Ur mattress, uve had this, you have this,<br />
Don't miss!- perfect aim, Dont MISS!!- fuckkng shame. Uve got this, number 1 dame, game over!<br />
Hall of fameDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-10123097785136407032011-03-25T01:02:00.001-07:002011-03-25T01:02:01.469-07:00I'm about to club one of these bitches...& drag her back to the cave..& when she wakes up I'll introduce myself as Dave<br />
... Tickle me again & I'll kindly ask that u shave, kindof like brittany did- right after she was a slave....<br />
Makin ya feel like prince- just invited u up on stage, purple rains & purple veins no escaping from these chains....<br />
Stud.y.ing Hannibal lector & Farrell teaching u all about that brain <br />
Nothings changed, things still lame, teachin Ur wildass to be tame & in return I'll do the same as long as u don't seek out that fame...<br />
referring to MY Goonie Goo Goo<br />
Just talking shit kinda like that doo doo, <br />
google Eddie Murphy is what u shud do, if u don't get it, I'll explain it to u.<br />
Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-89887536684008209582010-12-22T08:56:00.000-08:002010-12-22T08:56:22.190-08:00Thankful for true FriendsI'm sooooo thankful for all of my many many True friends.....<br />
I love Both of you mother fuckers!!!!Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-86207587481610230212010-12-22T08:52:00.000-08:002010-12-22T08:53:42.362-08:00Prom queenI really wish I'd have paid that prom queen to make me popular.<br />
Maybe it cudve gotten me into Butter on college nightDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-54940620461437363772010-11-05T20:48:00.001-07:002010-11-05T20:49:34.976-07:00Looking for a Pretty Lady..to come take as many shots as we can down in a short amount of time,while discussing some totally meaningless topics, & bumping an almost-too loud iPod mix in the background, hopefully my theme music (Kanye- Runaway) song will come on, but she won't make the connection & just start shaking her ass to the beat.<br />
Then we'll end up playing Roadhouse on the pool table right after the uncomfortable 6mins wasted on the hottub attempt in scalding temperature while catching pneumonia :O<br />
DDDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-61707554007388218252010-11-02T09:51:00.000-07:002010-11-02T09:51:13.961-07:00OpinionholesOpinions are like assholes, everybodys got one. I have one of eachDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-82551604188615885822010-11-01T16:47:00.000-07:002010-11-01T16:47:08.214-07:00Spam from Harris Teeter ;)K. Done spamming peeps. Again- not sorry. I did just catch carpal tunnel from fb'ing from the HT parking lot for 2hrs straight. One guy actually just asked me if I was on a stake-out!<br />
Just very passionate about wanting my Country back. Tired of the "change" I'm trying to scrape up everyday just to survive. (I bet the Damocrats are heavily vested in Coinstar machines) Tired of ALL the many friends having the same things in common. Hardship. I'm over it....the "change" didn't work out. Shit happens... Change it again.<br />
We dont just have to accept that shit. We don't have to Settle. Americans are starting to fall, fast. Step the fuck up. Brush off your knees & change this shit now & if that don't work....keep trying until we get it RIGHT. Don't fucking settle. You're getting lax America. Sitting back & just taking whatever u get & thinkng 'that's it'. If you're dealt the wrong hand & keep loosing.....change the fucking game or bring in another dealer!!!!<br />
My grandfather used to joke about how dumb America was getting by the minute.... At first listen, u may have had the urge to dismiss this as just some ole Old Timer talkin smack about the younger generations. But I've been watching it unfold for years now & mentally documenting it. Speaking of which, as I sat here facebooking for the past 2 hrs spreading the word on voting via the iPhone from the Harris Teeter parking lot. 4-6pm during rush hour as "today's society" the workers, white collar, blue collar, soccer moms, adults, voters, neighbors, all classes of Americans stopped on their respective ways home to get something to cook for a good old fashioned American dinner tonight (something to nuke)<br />
- I watched no less than 95% failed attempts to parallel park in the vacant spot before me'. Granted today's developmental standards for parking spaces & SUVs don't often coincide, but this space was oversized by today's standards & I didn't really notice any larger SUVs. I was so embarrassed for them.( -not really because I don't get embarrassed, but somebody shouldve been) It didn't matter what kindof vehicles they were in, long short mini etc..... In 2hrs of prime time traffic.....honestly.....maybe 5% got it on the 1st try. Up on the curb, 8point road turns & the majority just said fuck it & took off!!! I'm 36 now & don't know what kindof training you have to take to get your license, but I do remember, that parallel parking was once a prerequisite. WTF happened. Is this a small anecdote to what's going on today? Learn enough to pass the test & get Ur license to drive but then not know how to fucking park the car???!!!!<br />
Im not sorry for spamming....& I really don't want nor do i expect an answer to the question "______, where are YOU voting & what time are you going tomorrow?"<br />
That is only to get the attention of the 'friend's'' of whomever's wall I wrote it on. Just a way to make it personal & put responsibility on individuality. People tend to overlook anything commercial now from all the dumbass apps & spam groups on fb so maybe one person...will see that comment on their friends page & spark an urge in them to ask themselves "where am I registered, it's tomorrow??!! I'm going to vote too!!"<br />
But what if 10 people read that on the 200 pages I posted it on.<br />
<br />
(to those of u w insecurities, Dnt take it personal...I'd be here 12hrs to get everyone.)<br />
That's it for now cause I'm cold as fuck sitting here in the window of Harris Teeter & now I'm going to get the dog food I came after.<br />
DDDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-23007741012554061072010-10-24T02:11:00.000-07:002010-10-24T02:11:37.674-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">For those that may be wondering.....</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">Yes this is real. Yes he did just do that. yes...That really happened. No- he doesn't care for your approval or disapproval. It's never my goal to impress nor depress anyone.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">- No drugs required, it simply comes naturally. (believe it-if there were, I would Admit to it)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">-If you "don't get it", it wasn't meant for you. If you didn't "get it", but would like to, I will take the time to explain it to you, so you don't miss it next time. If you did get it, you're welcome. If you were there, you're lucky- and Thank YOU. This life may appear crazy, but that only helps me to stay Sane.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">I say what others want to say, but won't. I'm the voice of other peoples' withheld thoughts. I don't hold back. I won't hold back. Because I cannot hold back. I am similar to the Dos Equis guy because I do live vicariously through myself.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">I am the same on the podium as I am behind closed doors. If I don't like you behind your back, I will not pretend to like your face. The same to a stranger as i am to family. Sadly, Most are not. What i practice in theory- i practice in reality.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1287342747_0" style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;">Google</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">the Antonyms of fake. Those are my descriptions.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> Why is it that adults still hide small things from their family...? How many (adult) people do you personally know that hide the fact that they may smoke cigarettes from their parents? Or may have a totally different lifestyle than they present at a family or class reunion? When those are the very people you should be thine true & absolute self in front of. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 22px;">The pastor that smiles/leads/preaches & points fingers, yet molests the very children of his congregation.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 19px;"> The whole 'keeping up w the jones' ". -fuck the Jones' Keep up w yourself. Create your own happiness. (hint- it has nothing to do with the Jones').</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">I am self educated (discovered school just wasn't for me my sophomore year, & the hours just weren't going to work for me). Self disciplined & Self spoiled. If you want something, anything..... in this world.....go get it.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">I'm very blessed & extremely thankful that when I overheard those early teachings ( as I was probably not paying attention in class) that you can do anything in the world I listened. Because it's true. I really can't name of one thing in my life that I wasn't able to do if I really wanted to. Not in a bragging way, but rather just sharing my history. Anybody...this means YOU- can do or accomplish anything they really want to. But let's revise the old sayings....by dropping the whole 'with a lot of hard work' shit.....because let's face it....that sounds kindof off-putting.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> Not that there won't be some work involved....but if this quest is something that you WANT to do, then the 'work won't seem so much like 'hard work' to you.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">Quoting Jon Roselle & A.J. Cooper-"Anything's possible" & "Anything Can Happen"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">I am Always.. Me.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;">Like the late great jerry springer said"take Care of yourSELVEs and eachother"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"><br style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 11.6667px; line-height: 16px;"> I don't know if he's really dead but the odds are pretty high w all the crazys he's been around</span>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-50663640172654200272010-10-24T02:03:00.000-07:002010-10-24T02:03:16.693-07:00My everythingThere's nothing special about me...... except my everything<br />
& THAT.......is very special Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-67516807485882833192010-10-21T14:08:00.000-07:002010-10-21T14:08:04.682-07:00Guess 1 adderal is not working anymore. -left the house to go grab a real quick bite then back home to work. <br />
-I've just driven up & down concord mills blvd 6 times. -now I'm walking into garden ridge. Fuck.Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-43745797279329745562010-10-17T12:00:00.000-07:002010-10-17T12:00:47.847-07:00Bra & pantiesAs I'm assessing damages & taking a body count during this morning's hangover duty,<br />
I've found a bra below the Pokeher table & a pair of panties in the media room.<br />
Don't know who's they are because nobody played cards<br />
& I don't recognize this ScentDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-52562286194380684912010-09-29T14:12:00.001-07:002010-09-29T14:12:57.745-07:00FallAlthough im going to miss the Summer<br />
I'll try my best to embrace the change,<br />
I will welcome the very next season like the drought which welcomes the rain<br />
For without the rain, which is the blood in the veins,<br />
the dry land can never be green again<br />
& without the change we will never gain & we forever shall remain the same ole same.<br />
the lifeline of all , like summer to fall<br />
to turn day into night the sun itself must fall <br />
Yet it'll rise again to brighten another day, as the flowers will bloom again come next may...<br />
I'll look forward to the spring<br />
For now that's all I have to say<br />
because this is starting to sound kindof gay...Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-51900127952205562982010-09-27T13:19:00.000-07:002010-09-28T09:40:52.196-07:00Tears for Dessert<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0sveVo9hbK2FbINmAKAwSr5gmp0U6EdD4G28Z09lzqwpiyhIFmi8-K_rHYCIT8iJ8eswlWhWmxLgoTB-NCTopSqpMiYHP2Ef6cpUK5wjb9Zez6mTbhdUCL0ehLb8M73DEnTQ4BXBMU8kG/s1600/chair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" px="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0sveVo9hbK2FbINmAKAwSr5gmp0U6EdD4G28Z09lzqwpiyhIFmi8-K_rHYCIT8iJ8eswlWhWmxLgoTB-NCTopSqpMiYHP2Ef6cpUK5wjb9Zez6mTbhdUCL0ehLb8M73DEnTQ4BXBMU8kG/s320/chair.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>-Cracker Barrel-<br />
It's been nearly 3.5years but only feels like a minute<br />
when this very chair had u sitting & grinning in it.<br />
Although I know Ur long gone & have accepted youll never be back...<br />
I'd give anything in this world to once again hear you laugh like that<br />
Oh I miss those days....how I miss them soo deeply....as I sat in admiration taking in ALL that u could teach me.<br />
I hung on every word as if it might have been your last<br />
as you were filled with great stories from those times of your past.<br />
I cherished every second don't think for a minute that I didn't,<br />
Because I knew my life much like that chair, would NEVeR be the same without YOU sitting in it. Papaw<br />
I missed u at lunch :(Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-90064147624328665712010-09-25T16:50:00.001-07:002010-10-18T04:28:20.945-07:00Borrowed TimeI was bangin her before bangin her was even popular......<br />
I had her thinkng of changing her name the first time that I climbed on top of her...<br />
Now everywhere she goes she can't keep these niggas off of her <br />
Between LA's & runways there is just No fuckin stoppin her....<br />
A Hundred miles an hour...Her Life is at it's best .....<br />
If u weren't already strapped in, I guarantee Ur ass just got left...<br />
Don't get Ur hopes up cause u don't have a chance of seeing her tomorrow<br />
The time u spent with her was just simply time that was borrowed.Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-76240962038273171412010-09-25T16:48:00.001-07:002010-09-25T16:48:25.829-07:00Ned Jenkins Fire Places.mp4<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ExWlV-c70PM?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ExWlV-c70PM?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-69053288929215122192010-09-25T16:48:00.000-07:002010-09-25T16:48:08.755-07:00Ned Jenkins getting to know Ned<object style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pG1UcLSjbkw/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pG1UcLSjbkw?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pG1UcLSjbkw?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-58378454680365010342010-09-21T03:19:00.000-07:002010-09-21T03:19:21.430-07:00Arrival of Ned Jenkins.mp4<object style="background-image:url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XLqnzN9u6JI/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XLqnzN9u6JI?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XLqnzN9u6JI?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-83101169302099987772010-09-18T08:08:00.000-07:002010-09-18T08:08:36.420-07:00Dance<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, serif, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, serif, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, serif, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">Reeeemixxxxxxxx..........</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, serif, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">"dance like youve been drinking since five, love like youve been drinking since 6, sing like youre in the parking deck, & live like your a fucking rockstar"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, Arial, serif, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">DD</span>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-56335881578120292712010-09-18T08:04:00.001-07:002010-09-18T08:04:28.876-07:00Economic Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Economic Status-</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">....broke as:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada bridge inspector</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada flight attendant</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada car salesman</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada commercial Pilot</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada peacekeeper</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada real estate agent (or american)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada dental hygentist</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada runway model</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada rapper</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada rock star</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada lottery winner</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #555555; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an Al Qeada talk show host</span>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-66472851815980028512010-09-18T01:39:00.001-07:002010-09-18T07:59:24.090-07:00Fuck ButterThis is ONLY the beginning.....<br />
<br />
DEAR BUTTER . Com .org . Vag.<br />
. jizz............& Every ( FAKE ) ass piece of SHIT that is involved with them.<br />
There ARE quite a few , really GREAT people that work there (the good ones know who they are so don't take this personal) ......but unfortunately there are some insignificant cocksuckers that are going to ruin the entire place for everyone.<br />
DO not ASK us to be an advocate of the place & to help promote it BEFoRe it's ever opened just to turn around & shit on us..... & treat us like shit & then allow us to<br />
Be ASSAULTED by your STAFF. After u used me & every other LOCAL to get urself established.<br />
Us LOCALS....are actually getting really fucking Fed up with opening up our communities & wallets to OUTSIDERs that come in & start treating US like shit yet plan to survive from OUR DOLLARS....<br />
-This AIN'T new York shitty..........& if new York shitty were so goddamn great to you.......why the fuck don't u stay there???<br />
DONt come here & try to FIT in........or TRY to change us to 'new York city', because those of us that would want to deal with that BULLSHIt.....would fucking MOVE there.<br />
YOU'RE FAKE.........u can't even sell BUDWEISeR.........the most popular beer in the WORLD. -why is that.....because you're so great???? Because you're soooo good u don't 'need' to sell budweiser!????<br />
Because why drink beer when you can smoke mad weed in the VIP..........? As long as you're buying bottles.........right?? You've officially pissed up the wrong tree tonight.<br />
Although we don't remember back in February & march when NOBODY was in the club, except the bartenders, DJ & the few LOCALs that tried to SUPPORT us....<br />
When people like us 'Lil ole locals' came there in our redneck 4wheel drives......when NOBODY else was there.....or could get there because the roads were CLOsED.<br />
Before you got comfortable enough to get Jaded.....<br />
When u were still nervous about if u would make it....<br />
Let's reach out to ALL the locals & utilize all of our contacts......& when we start making big money we won't need to have their backs....<br />
We can blow them all off & suck ass when it's beneficial.....& if there's a slow night we ll let em in & smile at em cause we re SO superficial.<br />
Who's got a table......it doesn't matter cause the immitation door keep is the only one able.....<br />
Don't matter that many many friends of mine have tables....& u wudnt know half of them if it weren't for MY introduction but yet Ur the only one able .....to drop that rope & allow me' to join my peeps that so generously invited me to come......so when I pay 50 bucks for a cab & u don't let me' in I feel dumb!!!!?????<br />
- but "insignificant door guy"....... My boys are here.....the ones whom thru me you met......had it not been from me , though u seem to forget.......<br />
But yet u sneed me & discard me cause u think u don't need me, & it doesn't matter if u disregard me'....<br />
But Ur severely wrong, & its not that I want you ........but your actions......will... without a doubt, come back to haunt YOU. I promise.<br />
- & u say new York city.......<br />
Ps....<br />
& for all my "friend's'' that choose to sit back & allow these cocksuckers to treat us like this.<br />
fuck you deeplyDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-25383636931213586272010-09-17T14:06:00.001-07:002010-09-17T14:06:39.605-07:00"Fat Back, Vince & Me"FAT BACK<br />
Ur ass is more jacked up than a Mack truck trying to back it up in a tight alley gettin stuck. Ur asses' ass needs a tummy tuck, it called out to Ur Grundle & Ur grundle answered honey what?!<br />
Honey ur nuts...<br />
Do these jeans make my ass look fat, Ur grundle replied , honey Ur ass makes those jeans look strapped & scared as crap like they're Gona be the star of the show on the next Lifetime movie called 'snapped'. <br />
Ur so fat Ur smelly cat just snuck past Ur snatch tried to climb out Ur crack with Ur belly fat to try & sneak a snack of fat back on Ur back fat,<br />
but they came back when theyre backs got scratched tryin to escape out the back thru the briarpatch.<br />
They cried Ouch....along with the belly pouch when it got stuck in the crack of the couch last Sunday at Ur mothers house..so don't ask me now<br />
but im thinkng how<br />
u just ate like a cow, w so much perspiration u cud use a shamwow..<br />
Speaking of which how longs it been since anybody's seen Vince, I think it's been ever since he gota DUI in florida after driving thru a fence,<br />
& u know his moneys spent, <br />
on legal fees to attorneys translating legaleaze & copping legal pleas<br />
Prob spent the rest of his money on doctors & campbell's tryin to get well during his lawsuits & scandals when was in jail <br />
He shud prob go to proctor & gamble an find another product to sell...while he's in jail like maybe soap on a rope while he smokes on some dope so it don't hurt so bad when he's on his knee pads,<br />
Cause his knees are bad.<br />
I'm sure that he's glad he ll be back in 20 days just before he turned gay & in time to send me his resume' so he can take over the limelight after the loss of Billy Mays...<br />
Im gona put him on stage with bright lights & cameras in his face <br />
Before he's too old,<br />
I'm gona put him on tv Selling my product for me,<br />
.... the Snuggie with a dickhole<br />
<br />
-fuck y'all I'm outDirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-41113640267037601022010-09-17T12:12:00.000-07:002010-09-17T12:12:47.131-07:00how u doin.mp4<object style="BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/0EkQ6gmY47A/hqdefault.jpg)" height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EkQ6gmY47A?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EkQ6gmY47A?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-70921618534732186662010-09-17T10:15:00.001-07:002010-09-17T10:15:31.097-07:00Myself"am absolutely full of myself today, u shud be too!"Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-75438615910695696242010-09-17T08:48:00.000-07:002010-09-17T08:48:39.567-07:00Bicycling"if you've never ridden your bicycle without a seat, I suggest that you don't"Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4714794772535268522.post-7192294631616827362010-09-17T08:37:00.000-07:002010-09-17T08:37:14.718-07:00Carl LeeFree Carl Lee... Gddammit!!!!!???!!!Dirty Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14501056113410509940noreply@blogger.com0