Friday, November 5, 2010

Looking for a Pretty Lady

..to come take as many shots as we can down in a short amount of time,while discussing some totally meaningless topics, & bumping an almost-too loud iPod mix in the background, hopefully my theme music (Kanye- Runaway) song will come on, but she won't make the connection & just start shaking her ass to the beat.
  Then we'll end up playing Roadhouse on the pool table right after the uncomfortable 6mins wasted on the hottub attempt in scalding temperature while catching pneumonia :O
DD

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Opinionholes

Opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one. I have one of each

Monday, November 1, 2010

Spam from Harris Teeter ;)

K. Done spamming peeps. Again- not sorry. I did just catch carpal tunnel from fb'ing from the HT parking lot for 2hrs straight. One guy actually just asked me if I was on a stake-out!
Just very passionate about wanting my Country back. Tired of the "change" I'm trying to scrape up everyday just to survive. (I bet the Damocrats are heavily vested in Coinstar machines) Tired of ALL the many friends having the same things in common. Hardship. I'm over it....the "change" didn't work out. Shit happens... Change it again.
We dont just have to accept that shit. We don't have to Settle. Americans are starting to fall, fast. Step the fuck up. Brush off your knees & change this shit now & if that don't work....keep trying until we get it RIGHT. Don't fucking settle. You're getting lax America. Sitting back & just taking whatever u get & thinkng 'that's it'. If you're dealt the wrong hand & keep loosing.....change the fucking game or bring in another dealer!!!!
My grandfather used to joke about how dumb America was getting by the minute.... At first listen, u may have had the urge to dismiss this as just some ole Old Timer talkin smack about the younger generations. But I've been watching it unfold for years now & mentally documenting it. Speaking of which, as I sat here facebooking for the past 2 hrs spreading the word on voting via the iPhone from the Harris Teeter parking lot. 4-6pm during rush hour as "today's society" the workers, white collar, blue collar, soccer moms, adults, voters, neighbors, all classes of Americans stopped on their respective ways home to get something to cook for a good old fashioned American dinner tonight (something to nuke)
- I watched no less than 95% failed attempts to parallel park in the vacant spot before me'. Granted today's developmental standards for parking spaces & SUVs don't often coincide, but this space was oversized by today's standards & I didn't really notice any larger SUVs. I was so embarrassed for them.( -not really because I don't get embarrassed, but somebody shouldve been) It didn't matter what kindof vehicles they were in, long short mini etc..... In 2hrs of prime time traffic.....honestly.....maybe 5% got it on the 1st try. Up on the curb, 8point road turns & the majority just said fuck it & took off!!!  I'm 36 now & don't know what kindof training you have to take to get your license, but I do remember, that parallel parking was once a prerequisite. WTF happened. Is this a small anecdote to what's going on today? Learn enough to pass the test & get Ur license to drive but then not know how to fucking park the car???!!!!
  Im not sorry for spamming....& I really don't want nor do i expect an answer to the question "______, where are YOU voting & what time are you going tomorrow?"
 That is only to get the attention of the 'friend's'' of whomever's wall I wrote it on. Just a way to make it personal & put responsibility on individuality. People tend to overlook anything commercial now from all the dumbass apps & spam groups on fb so maybe one person...will see that comment on their friends page & spark an urge in them to ask themselves "where am I registered, it's tomorrow??!!    I'm going to vote too!!"
But what if 10 people read that on the 200 pages I posted it on.

  (to those of u w insecurities, Dnt take it personal...I'd be here 12hrs to get everyone.)
 That's it for now cause I'm cold as fuck sitting here in the window of Harris Teeter & now I'm going to get the dog food I came after.
 DD

Sunday, October 24, 2010

For those that may be wondering.....
Yes this is real. Yes he did just do that. yes...That really happened. No- he doesn't care for your approval or disapproval. It's never my goal to impress nor depress anyone.
- No drugs required, it simply comes naturally. (believe it-if there were, I would Admit to it)
-If you "don't get it", it wasn't meant for you. If you didn't "get it", but would like to, I will take the time to explain it to you, so you don't miss it next time. If you did get it, you're welcome. If you were there, you're lucky- and Thank YOU. This life may appear crazy, but that only helps me to stay Sane.
I say what others want to say, but won't. I'm the voice of other peoples' withheld thoughts. I don't hold back. I won't hold back. Because I cannot hold back. I am similar to the Dos Equis guy because I do live vicariously through myself. 
I am the same on the podium as I am behind closed doors. If I don't like you behind your back, I will not pretend to like your face.  The same to a stranger as i am to family. Sadly, Most are not. What i practice in theory- i practice in reality. Google the Antonyms of fake. Those are my descriptions. 
  Why is it that adults still hide small things from their family...? How many (adult) people do you personally know that hide the fact that they may smoke cigarettes from their parents? Or may have a totally different lifestyle than they present at a family or class reunion? When those are the very people you should be thine true & absolute self in front of. The pastor that smiles/leads/preaches & points fingers, yet molests the very children of his congregation. The whole 'keeping up w the jones' ". -fuck the Jones'   Keep up w yourself. Create your own happiness. (hint- it has nothing to do with the Jones').

I am self educated (discovered school just wasn't for me my sophomore year, & the hours just weren't going to work for me). Self disciplined & Self spoiled. If you want something, anything..... in this world.....go get it. 
I'm very blessed & extremely thankful that when I overheard those early teachings ( as I was probably not paying attention in class) that you can do anything in the world I listened. Because it's true. I really can't name of one thing in my life that I wasn't able to do if I really wanted to. Not in a bragging way, but rather just sharing my history. Anybody...this means YOU- can do or accomplish anything they really want to. But let's revise the old sayings....by dropping the whole 'with a lot of hard work' shit.....because let's face it....that sounds kindof off-putting.
  Not that there won't be some work involved....but if this quest is something that you WANT to do, then the 'work won't seem so much like 'hard work' to you.
Quoting Jon Roselle & A.J. Cooper-"Anything's possible" & "Anything Can Happen"
I am Always.. Me.

Like the late great jerry springer said"take Care of yourSELVEs and eachother"
   I don't know if he's really dead but the odds are pretty high w all the crazys he's been around

My everything

There's nothing special about me...... except my everything
     & THAT.......is very special 

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Guess 1 adderal is not working anymore. -left the house to go grab a real quick bite then back home to work.
-I've just driven up & down concord mills blvd 6 times. -now I'm walking into garden ridge. Fuck.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Bra & panties

As I'm assessing damages & taking a body count during this morning's hangover duty,
I've found a bra below the Pokeher table & a pair of panties in the media room.
Don't know who's they are because nobody played cards
& I don't recognize this Scent