FAT BACK
Ur ass is more jacked up than a Mack truck trying to back it up in a tight alley gettin stuck. Ur asses' ass needs a tummy tuck, it called out to Ur Grundle & Ur grundle answered honey what?!
Honey ur nuts...
Do these jeans make my ass look fat, Ur grundle replied , honey Ur ass makes those jeans look strapped & scared as crap like they're Gona be the star of the show on the next Lifetime movie called 'snapped'.
Ur so fat Ur smelly cat just snuck past Ur snatch tried to climb out Ur crack with Ur belly fat to try & sneak a snack of fat back on Ur back fat,
but they came back when theyre backs got scratched tryin to escape out the back thru the briarpatch.
They cried Ouch....along with the belly pouch when it got stuck in the crack of the couch last Sunday at Ur mothers house..so don't ask me now
but im thinkng how
u just ate like a cow, w so much perspiration u cud use a shamwow..
Speaking of which how longs it been since anybody's seen Vince, I think it's been ever since he gota DUI in florida after driving thru a fence,
& u know his moneys spent,
on legal fees to attorneys translating legaleaze & copping legal pleas
Prob spent the rest of his money on doctors & campbell's tryin to get well during his lawsuits & scandals when was in jail
He shud prob go to proctor & gamble an find another product to sell...while he's in jail like maybe soap on a rope while he smokes on some dope so it don't hurt so bad when he's on his knee pads,
Cause his knees are bad.
I'm sure that he's glad he ll be back in 20 days just before he turned gay & in time to send me his resume' so he can take over the limelight after the loss of Billy Mays...
Im gona put him on stage with bright lights & cameras in his face
Before he's too old,
I'm gona put him on tv Selling my product for me,
.... the Snuggie with a dickhole
-fuck y'all I'm out
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